*Every day on my way to work I pass the same car. A white Intrepid with four bumper stickers: 94 HJY, B101 and two Sushi Go stickers.
He's usually driving about five miles slower than me and we usually glance at each other as I pass him. One co-commuter to the next.
Today, however, things were a little different. As I merged onto Rt. 1 I saw a car quickly approaching in my rear view mirror. Suddenly, Mr. Bumper Sticker flew by me, looking directly at me as he did. I was so surprised! Was he late? Did he see it was me and decided today would be the day he was the faster car? Was this an invitation to rumble?
Ten minutes later I strolled on by him, as he had slowed down to his usual speed. I don't get it.
*I also passed a school bus with tinted windows. Tinted Windows! When did school buses get pimped out?
I heard that Snoop Dog coaches some youth football league and pimped out their bus like no other. Speakers in the seats, flat screen TVs. Maybe the Westerly School District is taking cues from the Dog himself. What's next? Gin and juice boxes?
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