I'm waiting in the Chinese restaurant for my lunch. I'm following the correct waiting-for-your-food protocol, minding my own business while not looking at any one person in particular.
"Is the food good here?" A woman next to me asks.
"I've only been here once but it was pretty good," I reply.
Woman: "What did you have?" (She is not following protocol.)
Me: "Um, I think it was orange chicken."
W: "What did it taste like?"
M: "Orange chicken." (I pretend to read something off the wall menu. I will her to stop talking to me.)
W: "What does other Chinese food taste like?"
M: "Excuse me?"
W: "You know, like the noodles and stuff."
M: "Have you ever had Chinese food before?"
W: "Yes, lots of times."
M: "Ok...."
Woman pauses. "You have really tan feet."
Happy Monday!
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