Noodles?

Did you know that Pluto is no longer a planet?

I think this is so weird. We're all going about our normal every day business when BAM! No more Pluto.

Who is this International Astronomical Union anyway? What gives them the right to take away Pluto? And how come I didn't get to vote?

Maybe I liked Pluto. I think Uranus should have gone. He's an ass anyway. (Oh come on, you liked the joke.)

So now we have Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us.....Noodles?

(Ok, I stole the noodle thing from my boss. Credit where credit is due.)